Chris Pontius – A ‘Jackass’ And A Britney Spears Slot Machine

‘Britney inspired me to play by my own rules, never live in fear of taking risks, and now… she’s taken me to a new high point in my gambling career while treating me to hit after hit! #BritneySpears #SwampQueen #DirtySouth #SexAppeal’ – Chris Pontius

Never a truer word spoken by the infamous Chris Pontius. Britney sure does inspire one in so many ways. We assume by Swamp Queen – you are referring to the floods of tears you create when overwhelmed by the Holy Spearitt?….

…Or are you are referring to this epic (and absolutely hilarious) Britney Jackass ‘swamp’ moment?

Queen of everything indeed! We are loving your endearing post Chris – we are sure Brit will truly appreciate it.

Thank you to @Viva La Jessy for finding this for us…