Cosmopolitan: Britney Is Too Busy Cleaning Up Poop

Cosmopolitan.com spoke to Britney backstage at the New York Public Library, where she held the show, and asked whether being the creator of lacy underthings makes her feel as sexy as she’s looking. “Not all the time, no,” she said. “I’m a mom, so I’m really busy cleaning up poop and all those kinds of things — from dogs and kids.” (That’s right: Britney Spears cleans up poop.) “So I think it’s important for us women to make that special time for ourselves, to feel sexy and make an effort to light the candles and put on something really beautiful for ourselves.”

As for her first piece of lingerie, she says it was a padded white bra, “probably from Macy’s.” She got it when she was 15, because apparently Britney Spears is all of us.

How can we not love Britney? She is so relateable. Link to the article here.